I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!
or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?
thats so rude
why does the australian flag look like it was made in 3 minutes on ms paint
how do japanese chihuahuas say hello
i lost five followers for posting this
whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor
Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
omg imagine bill nye cumming into your ass and then he puts on a mini scuba diving condom that makes his dick look like a scuba diver and then he goes scuba diving into your cum filled ass